Blogs

We all remember the excitement when we first blasted off to the moon. Undoubtedly by now the realization that living in a two hundred year old square mile upside-down fishbowl full of stale air and stuffed to the brim with cranky people isn’t the glamorous lifestyle you were led to believe. Sure, it’s pretty grim but with these tips it might make it a little more bearable. Tip 1 : if you can eat it, then eat i t. For the past 195 years we’ve run out of space to store all our junk, as you can see. We’ve found the best way to handle this is to let ol’ nature work its magic. And it helps keep you’re little 8 sq ft of heaven free of biodegradable materials. ...

According to the charter of the great intergalactic federation, all colonists are hereby notified of the following governing rules effective as of 8/1/2318: Each person shall have designated sleep time consisting of 1/16 of a moon revolution, every other Earth Day, except when the mean temperature for the prior day is 1 standard deviation above normal, then which it will be 1/17 of a revolution if it also falls the month of September, and if such cycle spans into the month of October then it shall revert to 1/16 of a revolution but only for those people with blonde hair. Each colonist shall be entitled to one vote for the colony mayor, who shall serve until ...